I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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