Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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