At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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