He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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