im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Randomize
