some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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