so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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