My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
