He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Randomize
