After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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