at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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