Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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