Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Randomize
