I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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