Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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