Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
