someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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