question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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