therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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