ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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