Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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