everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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