On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
third nipple confirmed
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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