It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I need a beard to bite.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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