What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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