If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I am in a vortex of obligation.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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