i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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