Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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