and you said cock pushups were impossible
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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