Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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