I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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