That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I am available for nakedness
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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