He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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