come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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