u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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