she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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