Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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