Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I stole a fireplace last night.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
The struggles of a small town man whore
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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