no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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