It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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