Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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