Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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