I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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