Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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