she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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