you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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