i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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