Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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