I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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