why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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