the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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