so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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