As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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