let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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